When Little Abhi was 6 years old
He wanted to see the northern lights
so he borrowed some money from children’s bank
and boarded the fastest Europe flight
nobody picked him at the airport
so he took an uber ride
he ate at McDonald’s on his way
traveled by trains and the subways
when he finally reached his destination
awed at the beauty little Abhi sighed
and said “Man! It’s been one hell of a ride”
this is the place I’ll marry my bride
but then a moose attacked him
and Little Abhi fucking died
