When Little Abhi was 6 years old
He wanted to see the northern lights
so he borrowed some money from children’s bank
and boarded the fastest Europe flight
nobody picked him at the airport
so he took an uber ride
he ate at McDonald’s on his way
traveled by trains and the subways
when he finally reached his destination
awed at the beauty little Abhi sighed
and said “Man! It’s been one hell of a ride”
this is the place I’ll marry my bride
but then a moose attacked him
and Little Abhi fucking died
Namaste, bloggers! 🙏
Today, I’m excited to share the second part of My Lousy Poems.
Mind you, this part exceeds in lameness than the previous one😂 So brace yourself
1. A friend
He calls me “dude”.
I call him “bro.”
And off to this park I sometimes go.
We talk with cheer.
We talk with ease.
We discuss our life, sports and the breeze.
He calls me “man”.
I call him “bud”.
And we joke around on almost every stuff.
We talk.
We speak.
We chit.
We chat.
We talk of them, or this, or that.
He calls me “pal”.
I call him “friend”.
And on that man I can depend.
I trust him well.
He feels the same.
But,
I never really asked his name.
2. Roses and Violets
Roses are blue, violets are red, everybody should stop judging, especially you
3. For a smile
Dear friend, it’s been some time
since I read your poems
I miss reading line after line
of thoughts with which I’m smitten.
Your words are sweet.
I enjoy the treat
of reading them all the time.
You’re deemed elite!
it’s quite a feat
for me to bring out this novice rhyme
You’re so intelligent. damn inspiring too
maybe I shall write some poetry for you.
Something short, hopefully light and airy
like fluffy feathers or wings of dove or fairy!
Hope this poetry can add that simple, sunny touch
enough to make you smile, thank you so much 🙂
4. High on Love
Baby you’re like honey, and I’m a fly
Trapped in this sweet mess, I don’t wanna die
Your lips are like water on the hot summer day
I can’t stop drinking even if it sounds too cliche
Your existence is music to my ears,
Tuned perfectly to kill all my fears
your touch send shivers down my spine
So after you leave I like to drink my red wine
I reach out, eager to express my love, only to discover all the words have been stolen
Who directed this movie, I’m sure it must be Christopher Nolan
oh, and these stars aren’t fixed in the sky,
nor are they broken but surely I am so damn high
Hey, now that you’re finally with me
I look and wonder at the vastness of sky and the sea
How did I get here? you said to my surprise
We were here the whole night, remember you said I was funny and wise
Hey creepy dude get away from me
I was High yesterday and felt fancy free
You’re not my boyfriend you’re just full of shit
sorry to say but you’ve always been that dim wit
what do you mean baby girl
yesterday we were on the dewy grass, rolling on the turf
you said we don’t need any validation and hugged me so firm
oh, but, now I get it, you and your dirty terms
5. Little Abhi and the Coronavirus
When Little Abhi woke one day,
And donned his fluffy robe –
Coronavirus made its way
With pace across the globe.
It spread to China, Italy and Spain,
The States, and the UK too –
It travelled far by boat and plane
For each and all to view!
He washed his hands and stayed inside,
And over time at last –
He found with thrill and delight
“Coronavirus passed”.
And so Little Abhi lived to fight again –
He shook his head and sighed.
But an asteroid crashed then.
And everybody died.
Hope you guys are having a great time 😁 I’ll be back with more stupid rhymes.
…
It’s Saturday morning,
I think I should go for a jog.
Except I’m a little bit tired,
so maybe I’ll just walk the dog.
But he seems too hyper for walking,
He looks kind of hard to control.
So maybe I’ll leave him at home,
and go for a leisurely stroll.
But all of my socks are too dirty,
and all of my shoes are untied.
So maybe I’ll sit on the front porch,
Or maybe I’ll just stay inside.
I see that my kitty is purring,
and wants to nestle up on my lap.
It wouldn’t be right to prevent her
from getting her afternoon nap.
It’s comfortable here on the sofa,
My pillows are cozy and deep.
The weather is just perfect,
For a pizza and some sound sleep.
…
I always dreamt of being a martial artist
But I couldn’t hit a punch
I wasn’t that fit, you know
My body ached in doing a crunch
One day I thought of training my pets
I called them in the meeting room
To fulfill my foolish ambition
But they didn’t seem excited maybe due to inhibition?
Still, I trained my cat in karate.
My frog in kung fu.
I made sure my
hamster knew taekwondo.
I thought they’d be black belts soon
made them watch TV;
some Jason Statham movies,
and films with Bruce Lee and Jackie.
I made them practiced their punches,
their blocks, and their kicks
until they were masters
of martial arts tricks.
You’d think they’d be good now
at least guarding my house,
but, yesterday evening,
they ran from my mouse.
Oh boy! He’s a crack-up, my mouse.
I laughed at his prank.
Do you think it’s weird that
my mouse drives a tank?
PS: I’m not sure if you loved this little humorous poetry. Let me know your views in the comments section. I’ve tried writing something similar before. You can check out this poem ” Super Duck“. I hope you’ll find that one entertaining.
One cold, sunny day
When it was raining outside
the glorious dark brightness
was perky and sublime.
The midnight that evening-
the morning at noon –
was late in October
One May in June.
I sat where I stood
as I ran, lying still
Deep down in the abyss
Over the hill.
The fish in the tree
Were sleeping in their nests
Birds were swimming
As the sun rose from the west.
Raccoons playing trumpet
Ducks hunting crows
The people beside me
were swaying to and fro.
Yes, that’s what I saw
when my eyes were closed tight,
one cold, sunny day
on a rainy, snowy night.
Aphorism with Abhishek 