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Little Abhi went to see the Northern Lights

Posted on by Abhishek

When Little Abhi was 6 years old
He wanted to see the northern lights
so he borrowed some money from children’s bank
and boarded the fastest Europe flight

nobody picked him at the airport
so he took an uber ride
he ate at McDonald’s on his way
traveled by trains and the subways

when he finally reached his destination
awed at the beauty little Abhi sighed
and said “Man! It’s been one hell of a ride”
this is the place I’ll marry my bride

but then a moose attacked him
and Little Abhi fucking died

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40 thoughts on “Little Abhi went to see the Northern Lights”

  2. Baapre. This made me smile so bad. 🤭 This should be published in children’s magazines. It’s so cute. 🤩 I’m going to crown you as the King of dark humour huh. Poor little Abhi! 🥺 Why do you always love killing him in the end?

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      1. You should start a poem series titled ‘100 ways to kill Little Abhi’. I’ll be happy to draw comics for him. 😼

        Also, I’m not your friend. We’re enemies okay? You’ve been writing poems almost everyday in April. It’s making me so mad. 😑

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      2. Wow, amazing. Like the movie “A million ways to die in west”? You’ll draw comics? Haha, but I don’t have money to pay for your professional services. I know you charge hefty amounts to your clients.
        Yes, I’ve been writing poems in April. Isn’t it lovely… You were the one saying it is the National Poetry Writing Month, and everyone should participate, friend!

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      3. Huh, let’s do barter system then. Three of Little Abhi’s poems for every comic by Tiny Firefly. Sounds good? 😀

        I would’ve died to read your poems any other month, but right now they’re annoying me. 😤😤 You had to participate WITH me, and not independently like this. This is vishwas ghaat, backstabber. I introduced you to this and you’re acting so smart now, you traitor! 😒

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      4. I won’t commit, but it sounds like a great idea!
        I’m not a traitor 🙄 Now that the lockdown has been extended, my aching heart will bleed more gloomy words😢 Oh, how I wished I could go home today. I booked the tickets, packed my bag, and was ready for the leap. But gosh, here I am sending this stupid comment 🚴🤾🤹

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      5. We’ll bring this idea into execution someday. 😼
        Aww, I can’t express how sad I felt for you today when Modiji announced the extended date. Birthday bhi akele manana padega is baaar. 😫😫 Just stay strong, huh. Don’t go out. And likhho poems roz. 🙄👊

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  9. Hey..you can also include comic scripts,writings more..its brings a smile on my face..How can you write like these..!!!!
    Hopefully I find some time to read all your writings here..
    Thank you!

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